"I Wish!..." 

This blog gonna be totally light or somewhat related to humor😊 also it is in roman Urdu. So, you guys don't worry I will translate for those who are literal angreez in my friend list😆.

To I wanna start with my little materialistic wishes. You know like 

"Hazroon khwaishyeen asi k Har pe dum nikaly...

Bhat niklay mery arman lakin phir bhi kaam nikaly......."

Barfani Reech😂😂🐻:

Please jo bhi urdu adab k thaky dar bhaaty hain yahan pe pardon me agr oper diye gaye sher mai koi kammi pashi raha gai ho. Dil ki attha ghariyon sy platonic wali sorry💔 especially barfani reech jo k Masha-Allah sy bhat bary alim hain un sy mazrat chachti hon😂 the one whom I'm concerned here better know this thing. Yeh shokhi shama chahti hai.😂

NOTE:

Here in this blog I Wrote bout the people who are still my friends and bear me on daily basis. Platonic wala love hain aap sab💖💓

 

Acha to mai kaha rahi thi k meri khwaishat aur unka INTIQAL.... wasay yeh intiqal wala scene Sir Irfan Junejo bhat acha pronounce karyt hain.  

New Cheezyen aur mera pagal pan:

Khair let it be acha to scence khuch asay hain k mai koi bhi brand new cheez dekh loon either I need that thing or not I want that thing. Samjh rahy ho naw..... Phir chaiye us k liye mujhey andy ki kidney hi kun na beachni paray I'll. Ab bhat sary log soochyeen gyen k Hafsa Qureshi wants to buy an i-phone to nai bhai maafi dye doo. Apni okat sy itna bhair nai soocha kabhi han online papers zaroor okat sy bhair diye hoey hain

Okat sy bhair papers:

Bhi humary worthy tareen teachers ko pata bhi tha k nai parhty hum log inna acha phir bhi okat sy inna bhair paper bana diye thy naw k dil toots💔 ansoo phoots and kismat rhoots wala scene hota tha har din😭🙏. Acha to chaloo choroo ab khuch inthai chichory kahyeen gyen pakra kab tha😕 papers hogaye khatam aur hum hogaye jobless graduate sahi. 

Phir atti hai asal zalalat ki bari. Han han wahi wahi Transcript k liye kutton wali hona. Bas bhai Apun logon k gham bhat hain . Maaf karna baat ho rahi thi wishes ki mai idher udher nikal jati hon.😂😂 

Online Fazool Kharchi:

Han to phir hota asa hai I want that thing at any cost. Us k liye Masha- Allah sy mera dimagh apnay hormonal activity teez karta hai aur khata hai beta go for online shopping abhi pervoius khuch dinoo mai bari koi ala kisam ki hoasla afzai karwai hai ammi, papa sy k bhi konsi lottery haat lag hai jo inay parcels aye rooz aa rahy hoty hain.

Ammi aur aj sy mai ammi ki beti nai:

And I was like ab ap log nai lay ker daty to kisi ko to karna pary ga naw compromise😂 ammi was like han han sary zulum tumhary pe hoty hain naw jasy I was like yes mother and then yahan khulaty hain asli paty ammi khati hain phir theek hai aj sy mai tumhari ammi nai hon jao ja ker jo karna hai karoo phir kal ko mery pass na anna apni rooni sorat lay k 

And  at that point I said that asha naaw ammi last time aur Khudha ghawa hai wo last ab tak nai aya.😂

Papa aur cancelling everyone and everything:

Phir atti hai papa wo jo walid e mohatram hain hamry wo khaty hain bas order cancel karwaoo and I was like what do you mean father?😂 mai khathi hon papa aap asi baat kerty hain jo thori thori impossible si hoti hai 😂 and then papa was like koko bhess nai. I was rogger that comander. And bow before him as a matter of respect. Then mona was like is sy bara dramy baaz pori duniya mai koi nai hoga.

To Shaheen Hai Basyra Ker Paharoon Ki Chatanoo Per:

Han dramay sy yaad aya aj kal mera baseera drawing room mai hai kun mujhey apnay room mai dar lagta k koi random jin na aa jaye. To mona ko wo bhi dramy lagty hain in short for her meri pori life hi drama hai but still I love her. Koi baat nai bari bhen hai khany dyen mai seh loon gi thora.

Never ending Khwahisat:

Asha to aj kal meri new wishes arzi k liye ammi k pass gai hoi hain Allah kary ga To IA un pe ammi nazar e karam ker dyen gyen. Wasay sab mujhey khaty hain hafsa you are really very childish ab mai hon childish to mai kiya karoon mar jaon nai meri koi feelings nai hain, nai to paani pe, nai humara kutta kutta, tumhara kutta toomy.😂

Un memers sy bhi mazarat jo k is mai bhi galati sy mistake nikal lyen gyen. Bhaiyon aur unki bhenon maafi dye doo.

New Singing Sensation😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Okay to ek inthai dili khawaish batati I wanna become a singer😂 ab asa nai hai k blogging sy dil barah giya hai blogging ager dimagh hai to singing dil. Dekh rahy ho naw matter kina serious hai 

asaha to meri ammi, papa, hussani, safi, bushi aur mona din raat subha shaam meri inthai ala singing sunty hain majal hai jo kabhi kaha  dyen han bhi acha  gati ho no they say sorry and now dil toots again💔 and ansoo phoots again.😢

Dirtoo:

Well one one friend whose name was dirtoo k han ek to har baat mai phely tumahra roona start ho jata hai. Khair I don't know bhai ansoo hain ab ayen gyen naw ab inko asay brand new form mai lay ker qaber mai to nai jana naw. Well asha to naw ab baat ho rahi thi singing ki to bhi on a seroius note I can sing very well.

Nazar-e-Baad:

Hmm to ab baat karty hain k mai logon k samany kun nai gati kun k meri awaz ini achi aur piyari hai that I got nazar instantly without any apparent reason ab sab kahyeen gyen kilye ki beti stromi ko to kabhi nai lagi aur zayn aur gigi ki beti khai ko bhi nai lagi then who the hell are you? 

Mai aur Pangay:

Bhi I'm hafsa qureshi jis ko bina baat k pangy lany ka koi shok nai hain phely pangy mujhey aa ker lagty thy ab mai pangoon ko lag gai hon ab asay to asay hi sahi bhai. Mai kabhi kisi ka ahsan nai rakhti ab rooz e akhrat koi kaha dye Allah tala hum ney thori naw asay hi ahsan kiya tha hum in return siwis bank mai account chaiye thy hafsa qureshi sy phir mai kiya kahoon gi Allah sy ... so thats why I don't prefer to take any kind of ahsan from anyone

Ahsan and Stuff:

Ab iska matalb yeh nai hai k mai ahsan nai karti logon pe bhi mai karti hon aur ker k bhool jati hon aur for sure kabhi bhi us cheez k tanay nai dati. Han ager kisi ney ney mery saat khuch galat kiya hain jis mai mujh masoom ka koi qasoor nai tha to sorry I'll  never ever forgive you. Okay.

Asha bas baki ki batien baad k liye IA isi ko agy continue karoon gi 

"To be continue..."